Con Calma Podcast - Ep 50 - Translate No Bueno

On this episode…

We have a terrible idea… translating the songs we grew up on into English. Turns out, a lot of these “classics” are either unhinged, make zero sense, or lowkey wild when you actually understand what’s being said. We really should’ve just kept singing them blindly.

We also talk about Carlos stepping into his entrepreneur era with a coffee blend inspired by our grandparents—how it came together, what it means to him, and why it somehow turned into a full-on thing.

From there, it’s the usual chaos—random stories, dumb takes, roasting ourselves, and somehow connecting it all back to us being us. No structure, just vibes.

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En este episodio…

Tenemos una pésima idea… traducir al inglés las canciones con las que crecimos. Resulta que muchos de estos “clásicos” están medio locos, no tienen sentido o simplemente son bien raros cuando realmente entiendes lo que dicen. La verdad, debimos seguir cantándolos sin pensar.

También hablamos de Carlos entrando en su era de emprendedor con una mezcla de café inspirada en nuestros abuelos—cómo surgió, qué significa para él y cómo terminó convirtiéndose en algo ya bien serio.

Y de ahí… lo de siempre: caos total. Historias random, opiniones medio tontas, burlándonos de nosotros mismos y de alguna forma conectándolo todo con simplemente ser nosotros. Sin estructura, solo vibes.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:29

Hi guys. Good start, good start, good start.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Are you okay there, buddy? What happened? Are you okay? Are we starting or are you just getting ready? Okay. Fucking mongon. Mongon. Is that the new word of the day? That's the new word of the day. Not of the day of the Spanish vocabulary. You just created a new word. Mongon. So what's the definition of mongong?

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Mike. Mike Caicedo.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

Hola amiguito, bienvenido a Coco Alma Podcast. Albertito. Miguel Carlito. In the studio, three guys again. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

No, two guys. Two guys and a mongo. And a mongo. Mongon. I don't even know what that means. It's probably like a some like I'm probably gonna get cancelled for saying that in some country. You're gonna take the video card. Show up on uh TMZ. What? Just picture me like definition. You'll get your buttons. Oh, I didn't see that video, but I heard about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:32

Oh god. Based on the search result.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Like you're gonna ruin my life.

unknown 1:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

Tiger Woods got a D UI too.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

I saw that yesterday. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Mongon is a word. Listen, listen, listen. Linda, listen, Linda, listen. Mongon is a word from the Nanai language. Oh, it is a word. A tongue kansic language. Which translate to silver. I'm silver. You're silver or something.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Hey, it's like silver light beer. You're light beer. And we got the cholo with the gold chain. Oh, yeah, my GQ era.

unknown 2:03

Yeah, what's going on?

SPEAKER_03 2:04

I don't know. I like it. I wore it for a Halloween costume randomly because I was trying to be Vladi Guerrero. And I'm like, huh, I kind of look good. Oh, so and I got one compliment from one girl and I was like done wearing it from now on.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

So it's not even real. It's just a fake.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

100% fake. It's Sheen. What's the Sheen? Sheen. Sheen? Or Timu? Oh, Timu. Timu. No, I didn't get it on Timu, but I was. I got them from one of those Instagram things. Oh, yeah. You know the one that's uh Timu. No, but what are the two fake things?

SPEAKER_04 2:32

Sheen. Yeah, Sheen? Machine's for like clothing, I thought. Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

And then what's the other Timu?

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Timu's the other one.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Do you ever see those videos where they order something? They show the picture? They show the picture and then they show what.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Yeah, at least this one looks, it's not like tight. I've actually got tools from Timu for work. Some do.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Yeah. Some do. Yeah. So was it like a dollar? Two dollars?

SPEAKER_04 2:54

Uh they range between five dollars to like ten, fifteen dollars.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

You know who was the worst for that? Although I guarantee you it was not Timu. Uh it was called Valley Village. But my mom, she would buy like all I would, when she was living here when she was sick, I remember her but the beginning she was buying like these extra, like uh what the fuck is this guy? She was buying these, uh that's my dog, by the way. They were buying this uh those like non-name cleaning supplies. Like one day I showed up and I opened up the cupboard upstairs to get like a paper towel. And then this like this, yeah, man, this this um this like blue like vacuum thing fell. I was like, what the fuck is this? And she's like, oh, that's for the bathroom. I'm like, what is this for the bathroom? It's a long like drill, basically, looking thing with at the end has a little brush, then you you brush it by standing up. Oh my god. Obviously, I don't have that anymore, but yeah. I was like, Timu all the time. There's no name brands, all none of those kind of stuff. My mom was the worst for that. I mean the Tia's are basically bad at that to begin with, but oh man. Did your mom do that?

SPEAKER_04 4:01

By what?

SPEAKER_03 4:02

Like by random things.

SPEAKER_04 4:04

My mom doesn't even know how to work a phone still. She still doesn't know how to work a phone.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

Does she even know how to text or like that?

SPEAKER_04 4:14

No, like she doesn't know how to send. No, nothing. Like like I mean, I think she's getting a little bit better. My sister taught her, but yeah, no, it's bad.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

My dad does it all. The best is like the other day she calls me and she goes, Did you get my picture? I go, What picture? She goes, I send it to you in WhatsApp. I said, No, I didn't get anything. I said, Do you even know how to send me a wrong Carlos? I said, Do you even know how to send a picture? She goes, Oh, I sent it to you. I thought I'd send it to you. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

Send it to some other Carlos. My mom used to do that all the time too. Like, do you see that picture of your of your beautiful mother? I'm like, what picture? What's that? WhatsApp?

SPEAKER_02 4:55

That's yeah, that's how they say WhatsApp.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

I didn't get anything. It's like, oh Love Manda, uh Mani. Send it to me again.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

Okay, so let's start start start with this right in here in front. If you guys can see that watching the video, we have uh the artiste over there. How about you explain it, pendejo? First of all, my name is not pendejo. Yes, it is. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

Look, read it. It says pendejo. This is a new uh coffee blend that uh I did in uh homage to my grandparents, uh Bella and George. And uh basically it's uh a rose medium, it's I would say medium dark, it's not even dark.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

Well, that one's dark, the other one. You labeled it as dark pendejos, so it's dark.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

No, I'm saying he wait a sec. He got two.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

So this one here what's it available in? Just talking about that. What's that? What's it available in?

SPEAKER_02 5:56

It's available in uh medium. Don't hit the table. Medium and dark. So this one you got you got one medium and you got a dark.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

I got the grounded version and the bean version.

SPEAKER_02 6:07

So I think the the one you have right now is dark.

SPEAKER_03 6:09

Yeah, it's medium. Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

No, because this is a medium.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

Oh, I was gonna say there's one that he wrote medium on it, so I don't know if it's actually medium yet.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

So do you you have a grinder?

SPEAKER_03 6:19

I have a grinder, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

That's why I got both, because sometimes they taste different. Yeah, they do, and then it's always best.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

It also depends too on um how the way you like pour it, right? So if you have like this whole pressure. So if you have like a French press or a pour over or you know, cappuccino machine, like you have, and stuff like that, it tastes completely different, right? Because it's all the way the water and um the boiling water hits it and the way it sits there. Like for example, the I have a ninja. The French press, it sits there for a while before you you drain it, right? Yeah, yeah. And the pour over is like you pour and it's like it just stays there and it slowly drips. So it the coffee flavor, you get more of the coffee flavor.

SPEAKER_04 6:58

So since you're plugging your product here, why don't you tell people the I guess website? You have a website?

SPEAKER_02 7:03

Yeah, uh dochaheavencafe.com.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

For all your daily treats.

SPEAKER_02 7:08

Yeah, for all your daily treats. Coffee, you can order this online, and uh there's other stuff that you can order.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

You'll see it on the screen now, the uh the website. And then if you use the promo code DJDurdo, one word, uh, you get free shipping over forty dollars. Because I also found that out. No, it's good coffee, and I'm a coffee snub, so I I and I because I drink it black, so I can taste it.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

And that's what I was gonna say. If you drink it straight black, that's when you'll really know the flavor, the aromas, and the scents, all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

No, it's really good. Yeah, it's almost I'll actually give you a compliment. Your compliment. You did you guys did a very good job, you and your lovely Beyonce slash partner, slash boss. Your manager, right, Josh? I was gonna say my manager. Your manager drove him here. Manager, yeah. This guy doesn't even have to whip his bum anymore.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

She has to make sure that there's uh you guys are paying me in. What in hugs?

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Because that's all I can afford to give you is hugs.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

I give you a bet, so that's carry cut. That's payment enough, bro. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Good stuff. Okay, so uh so but you you want to talk a little how why why did you do this? Why why did you want to just create your own beans? And what did you do to do that?

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Like, I I think the the reason why I did it was because one um I wanted to uh be like set up be apart from everybody else, every other cafe that they have, you know, they buy stuff and they grind the beans and do whatever from other people. I said, you know what? I want to do my own beans. I want to see how that processes. And I've you know, I've stumbled upon this guy when we went to an event at uh roasting company. So they roast coffee. Um they roast a little bit of their own brand as well. Um but he says, I asked him, I said, can if I got beans, would you be able to roast them and stuff like that and put it under my name? He goes, Yeah, you can do that, you know. Of course, it's uh it's almost like a collab that we did together. You know, obviously his name is on the bag and he gets you know some promotion, but also the beans are you know, the roast and the blend that I actually did with him is our own, but nobody else has this blend, right? And uh the other part of it was because I wanted something to represent uh the grandparents. You know, they always uh you know supported and my my grandmother, especially, she always had a uh entrepreneurship uh mentality mentality and blood in her, you know, in her body that she always was an entrepreneur, so I've wanted to basically give them an homage to that, um, you know, something to keep their memory alive, right? So and that's good. Bag looks nice. Bag's nice that I mean there is a barcode, and actually, if you go to the website, there's a story of you know, the homage to them and a picture of them and stuff like that. Yeah, you can see it on the screen as it's running right now. I mean, so yeah, it's it's uh the process was actually uh uh an interesting process because you get a whole bunch of different beans. There's this thing called, and I didn't know this, and then you learn a lot when you go through this stuff. There's a process to taste a coffee is called cupping. So you basically it is yeah, it sounds funny. I thought it was like a joke or something, but he goes, No, it looks you know, we're gonna do cupping to taste all the flavors and which flavors you like and which flavors we can like mesh together. So he brought a whole bunch of different types of beans and these little cups, and then he poured like he grinded the beans by hand, he put all the beans of the different you know countries and stuff like that, and then he poured water into it, and he let it sit for he said we'll have to leave it for 15 minutes. Like boiling water? Yeah, it's like boiling water, and then he he says, Okay, now we can taste it or no smell it. So first was the smelling, so you basically take off what's called the crust. So with the boiling water, the all the coffee comes to the top and it gets hard, and then you just scoop it off, and then you smell so you were able to smell all the flavor notes that's in those coffees. It's crazy. And then after that, he says, What you're smelling is not necessarily what you're gonna taste. So you gotta know, so now we we tasted and we went through the whole thing, and then the step after that was, and this is why it took so long, is now you gotta mix okay, do you want this flavor with this flavor, this flavor with this flavor? And then you on top of that, then you say, Okay, do you want more flavor of this and little flavor of this? And then you go two to one, one to one, yeah, three to one, yeah. There's all the different ratios and stuff like that. So we, you know, me and Ashley went through you know, a bunch of that stuff, and uh it's crazy just to learn, you know, all that, and even the roasting, but I went to his roaster and just seeing all that the coffee being roasted and all the smell of the coffee, man, it was freaking amazing.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

Yeah, like every product has their process, like whiskey, wine, like but yeah, coffee is where's the bean from?

SPEAKER_03 12:14

Like what country? Did you say you had to pick from the beans from countries?

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Yeah, so Honduras and Guatemala.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

Ooh, Latinos para siempre, and that's the other thing, too.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

Exactly, because mostly it's Colombia or uh Brazil.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

Colombia, Brazil, yeah, right? But those are the more prominent, you know, uh coffee areas, and uh yeah, these like even Honduras, uh Guatemala, they all of them have good coffee, which again I didn't know that until I did this process.

SPEAKER_03 12:49

Sweet. No, you did a good job. And I don't like giving you compliments, so this is uh Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

I was actually when I I almost crashed when I saw that text and oh yeah, it was good, man.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

I go very good. I I basically just threw out the Timothos I had, I'm like, fuck this. I don't think yes.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

No, but you know what's good is is when you're a business owner, right? Like you Ash, like when you guys do this little I guess you call it an investment, right? Because it is an investment for sure. So when you when you go through all the process you did and now you're selling it at your shop, like because you are a small town when you do have people coming through, because there's a lot of people that travel through your town that don't necessarily stop. Let's just say they stop because they want a coffee or something, so there's Tim Hortons there, whatever. Yeah, but then if they come into your shop and they try this, they'll always remember if it's oh for sure, 100% your your your coffee, right?

SPEAKER_02 13:38

Yeah, and like I've we've already had repeat customers when they come back and they buy it and say, Oh man, your coffee was so good. You came back and buy buy some marshs.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

And the best thing is it's delivery because that was very helpful. Yeah, otherwise I'd have to wait till today and I wouldn't have been able to taste it.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Yeah, yeah. I mean that's a that that's another thing, is you you have to with business, you have to bake do anything you can to get it out there, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

Yeah, I mean you gotta because just like like I said, like if you have somebody that's passing through that lives fucking, let's just say uh in uh uh Muskoka, yeah, right? They're not gonna drive three and a half hours to go get your cops.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

So, but if you can get it shipped, fuck done. Which is why the promo code DJDurdo is very important because you get free shipping over 40. Over 40. If you don't get it up in Alaska or where the hell you are, that's not my problem. Sorry. Just too far.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Do you do is there like a boundary? Like how far uh all of Canada. All of Canada? Oh sick. There you go, people. All of Canada.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

No US, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_03 14:40

Well, they got a lot of stuff we can't get either. Yeah, that's it. Just open up what we do, do what we do, open up a PL box over there and then just order from just across the border in Buffalo. Yeah. Go to Niagara, go see a show.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

But yeah, I mean it's uh I I get stuff. All the this was a nice little venture, and I think it was um uh something that I really wanted to to do and get out. No, good job. And um, like I said, it's it's mostly just to keep um you know, obviously their their memory going, and I think the uh with them not being here anymore, it's always you know, it's always hard and so it's just something to keep them keep them alive, right? For sure.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

Always good stuff. Good job. Okay. Now the first time this guy's ever promoted anything on the show. Yeah, and it's actually pretty good. Maybe like that's what he was doing.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

He's only been open for how long?

SPEAKER_03 15:35

How long have you been open?

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Actually, in July, it'll be two years, huh? Two years.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

Two years. Two years, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

And he just made it onto the show. He's embarrassed of us. Well, I mean, you have to have something, right?

SPEAKER_03 15:46

Yeah, yeah. You have a whole shop.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

No, but yeah, that's stuff you can't ship or do anything, right? You can ship it, it's just expensive. Yeah. It's uh but something like this.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

What's funny is when I went on and ordered that, it because it also gives you the menu that you can pre-order. Yeah. And I was like, so I started adding a cupcake just to see if I could get it delivered, and it wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

I make sure of that. Actually, we're actually uh um one of the things the other thing I was thinking about is actually shipping some uh some of the cookies. Because you can freeze them, I guess. No, you can ship them, but for example, you the ones that have like um cream and stuff like that on them, like cream cheese and stuff. You can't ship it. Yeah, so just like I'm gonna only do like maybe three or four that are that don't require any icing or anything, and then just you know, individually ship them like them.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

You guys ever think of doing those cookies in a jar with your recipe? Uh yeah, actually. That's the next cookies. All they gotta do is add the wet ingredients and then both. That's the next uh wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

Cookies in a jar.

SPEAKER_04 16:53

Yeah, so he's not in a jar, it'll be in a bag. It whatever. Yeah, yeah. But you put all the dry ingredients together, and then when the people get it at home, all they gotta put is the wet.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

So whether it asks for milk or water or I think you're talking about like the Pillsbury dough cans, like you open them up and cut them up or something.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

No, no, no, no. So yeah, with that's I'm working on that next, where they're gonna be in bags like this. And basically, yeah, you just add the wet ingredients and but it'll be our like our the cookie that you taste at the shop, it'll be the same cooking. Sick. So that's that way you can be a baker too.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

Yeah, I'll burn it. I'll find a way to burn it. I just no, I'm not good at it. Baking is the one thing I'm like, mmm.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

Yeah, but I make it easy for you. I please add eggs, dude.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

I follow like YouTube instructions. I followed, I've literally gone on Chat GPT and literally wrote written, please make instructions very clear so I do not burn these. And I've still somehow managed to like either burn them or undercook them, and I'm like, I followed every single instruction and I still tried to do that. I tried to make uh like a healthy banana bread, which doesn't even have flour, it just has uh just bananas. Bananas, peanut butter, honey, and it had uh what's the like oats? Baking, not baking uh baking soda, not baking soda, baking powder, yeah. Whatever the stuff is that makes it baking powder. Baking powder, see there you go. And I it happened like a sort of thing. Yeah, which probably didn't write. Oh no, no, no. Yeah, it so it it ended it ended up like your kessel.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Yeah, so you put baking s you put baking soda. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

The fucking thing I checked like multiple times it said baking whatever.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

Yeah, you put baking soda.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

No, it was like in a little uh yellow and brown thing. Yeah, that's baking powder. No, yeah, baking powder. That's baking powder. That's baking powder. Yeah, but it's got a lot of I I literally pulled it out on like a probably used a pizza tree.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

No, you know. You know what probably happened? How how long have you had that? Baking powder? See? It's probably expired. Does it expire? Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

It had it less than six months. There's no way it expired.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

Oh no, not six months. I thought you said that was before like when you finish.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Maybe one day we'll do a show like at his uh back and he'll show us how to bake, and then we'll see Mike's Bertos, and yours, and you're gonna see mine just like deformed in the corner, and you do we did the exact same thing.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

Just doesn't work. I don't know. And did you know? This is just a little tip. Did you know that the longer you let the like if you're doing a cookie, if the longer you leave it in the fridge, the better it bakes. So if you do a a cookie, like a cookie dough. Yeah, like if you do a cookie, put it in the fridge, if you basically scoop it and bake it right away, right away, yeah. It'll come out, it'll be good. But if you leave it a couple of days, like maybe even a day or two, it's even better. Robin started doing that.

SPEAKER_04 19:40

Yeah, I've noticed you start making making her batter and then she'll put it in the fridge and she'll like I'll make it tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

But it's that just makes it more uh firm, I guess, or it it's not it's not the firmness, but it's yeah, it's all yeah, because of all the moisture and everything in the ingredients, it basically you know melts. Fermenting. Yeah, blends all together and it uh it yeah, just gives it more flavor, but also um makes it um a little bit more, I think more crispier and chewier. I think it might and I mean from what I would know how high how I appreciate it. So it's kind of yeah, it's just interesting. Sweet.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

All right. All right, enough about Carl. Okay, enough about Carl. No, no, it's good to do that.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

Yeah, for once you guys talk about me and nicely in my own. Okay, we'll come to the shop.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

My editing software's gonna be like, who is this person? Why are you why is there so much this guy in this? If it's not um so one of the things we did the last uh the one that was, I guess it was kind of a mini episode. We did the top three uh nostalgia songs and Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Yeah, they got some good feedback on it, so figured we'd do another version of that, but this time it would be uh you know the top songs that we remember that with the weirdest translations for English for all you gringuitos.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Okay, before you get into that though, what what was the feedback on some of the stuff?

SPEAKER_03 21:04

LOL and then Happy Face. I'm a Michael Jackson, right? No, no, yours got no comment. No, you guys got no. Get out of here, come on.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

It's also the shortest, probably.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Uh so yeah, we decided to do that, so we will we'll go through a couple ones and see what uh what's funny and makes the cut in the LG4. But uh yeah, I don't know. You have it on your uh on the WhatsApp because I have my phones up there right now.

SPEAKER_04 21:32

Okay, let's go. Uh first one uh was from the Juanes called La Camisa Negra.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Camisa Negra.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

What? Don't don't do it because it's uh they're gonna they're gonna cut this off. So we just pretty much we translated it for you, everyone listening and watching, and uh this is how it goes, I guess. From verse one. I guess just bear with us. So La Camisa Negra translated means the Black shirt. Yeah. Okay. So this is a I have a black shirt because I'm in mourning for your love. The reality of it, it it means like it sounds like a breezy summer drive song.

SPEAKER_03 22:15

Yeah, it's a the song is like a happy song. You're just blasting it like windows down in a summer, summer song.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

And you know, to be honest, I the song I always used to hear and you like I always groove to it, but I never really paid attention to the side. No, me neither. Even in Latin, even though I understood it. A lot of songs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:32

As kids, we don't think about it, but as adults, we know what words are, we know what meaning.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Yeah. For Latinos, it's more important what the beat and how the rhythm is than the actual words to do it. Because there's some messed up songs that we didn't include, but there's some messed up ones. And if it makes it to the basement parties, it's a good song. Yeah. I guess to dance to this this song is basically like if you were like if we were together, I had a if I had a girlfriend and I broke up with her, basically it's me calling you as soon as I broke up with her and be like, bro, it's done. I'm morning. It's like a breakup funeral. I'm wearing black from the row on. Just want to my gold chain. My gold chain. My whole Timu chain. I'm emotionally destroyed. Destroyed. I can't do this anymore. But while like the happy songs playing in the background.

SPEAKER_04 23:14

While you're still dancing. While still dancing, plus the Juanas are just good in general. Yeah, Latin music turns depression into a playlist. Yeah, that is true.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

That's true. So first song Juanes. Juan is Camisa Megan.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Was that all of it?

SPEAKER_02 23:29

Yeah, that's pretty much basic. There was some other, you should have gone down further down the song. There was some other stuff on there. Like what?

SPEAKER_04 23:38

No, the other ones. The other ones will go. This one was the basic one out of it.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Okay, so we're number two.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

Number two, uh, we got here La Macarena.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

From Los del Rio.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

I actually know this, the translation on this. It's pretty funny. Do you know what the translation is? Okay, so where is the Macarena always played? Like now. Before it was everywhere. But like now. It's usually like a wedding. Or like a family event.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Like I haven't heard that played at any party fucking for a long time. Yeah, a long time.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

It used to be played at a party or well, gringo parties is played all the time because you have to play some. That in Suavemente. And uh and um and it's always like the little kids dancing, the bolitas dancing, everyone's loving the song. Oh, such a good song. Oh blah, blah, blah. Yeah, this song is about a uh lack of a better word, a puta. Because the girl's name is Macarena, and the song is about her boyfriend going away to war and her living her life. So going out dancing, fun life, meeting with uh one part of the song, I think the second verse or something. She's talking to his friends. Yeah, she talks about meeting up and hooking up with two of the sky's friends. What? Yeah, so the song is about her like living her best, quote unquote, best life, basically, like just doing whatever she wants. When the boyfriend leaves for war or joins the army. I did not know that. So when Yuro Walita's asking you to dance to this song, just let her know it's about puta. But that's that's another one. It's like just most famous song, and even the video is like the two guys dancing and then just one girl, which I never got until I read the lyrics. I'm like, oh Macarena, you little but see you never you never never.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

When did you uh you just read the lyrics like just for this?

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Like yeah, like a week ago basically. When I was just looking stuff up.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

You've never known that. No. Oh no. It's crazy, eh?

SPEAKER_03 25:27

Nobody all I remember from that song is I don't even remember the words.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

But the first line is Da Letu Cuerpo La Ia Macarena. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

YOLO. Yeah, but see, but even that I never paid attention to.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Yeah, it's I don't know. I never I never really paid attention to it.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

It's pretty much the only song where the hook is basically saying, hey, we all betrayed him. Clap, clap.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Oh, we did try.

SPEAKER_04 25:59

That song is old, man. Yeah. It's all, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

But it's still that is Juavemente. Those are the ones I hear.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

Okay, so those two were your picks. Those are mine, yeah. Yeah. Those are funny ones. So the next two are this guy's.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

But no, it wasn't like Camisa Negra was mine. No, that was mine. I tried. No, that was his. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

Yours is like uh you know which ones are yours is like Phil Collins or something. No. No, his is just stupid. It's weird. I never heard of this song. Maybe I might have heard it.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

Well, I know which one. The ketchup.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

This is the ketchup song, they call it. It's from Las Ketchup. You were a D kind. You've heard it. Yeah, he's heard it. It says I just never played it.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

I can't remember what the song called it.

SPEAKER_04 26:42

The song is called Acereje.

SPEAKER_03 26:44

Acereje. I don't know the rest of the words.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

It's not even Spanish. It's kind of. It's Brazilian. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

Actually, technically, I know the song. But it's a global hit. Yeah, but it's actually gibberish.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Yeah. No, the next one is gibberish.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

No, no. The actual like chorus, like Ace a hit. Yeah. It's not doesn't mean nothing. No, I know.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

But the next song is actually gibberish.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

But what else is that? What else is on the lyrics for that one? Ketchup song. It's not about even about ketchup.

SPEAKER_04 27:19

No, it's not. Hold on. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

He's looking at messages.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Everyone look at Mike now. Yeah, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

This is this is how it's this is what it says. Around the corner, Diego comes numbing. With the moon in the pupils. And in his seawater.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Yeah, it's gibberish. It doesn't look like that.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

They go contraband remains. Like, it makes no sense. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

That's why I said this wrong. I'm not reading this. That's what I said. It's just a weird song, but it's so catchy and everybody was.

SPEAKER_04 28:01

And where there is no room for a soul. There he goes. There he goes to have fun. Oh my god. Possessed by a Ratakanga rhythm. Yes. And the DJ who knows him. Play the 12 o'clock hymn. For Diego, the most desired song. Oh my god. He dances it and he enjoys it and he sings it. I say ha. Yeah, wow. Just fucked up. That's Carlos's pick.

SPEAKER_03 28:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

That's a good pick. He fit the criteria this time, at least. He said weird or funny, so. He did.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

He fit the criteria. Okay, so that's number three.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Wait, this one is even more gibberish.

SPEAKER_04 28:43

Your pick was Noche de Entiero.

SPEAKER_03 28:48

That's Dada Yankee.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

That's D D Y. Did you confuse yourself, just the name of the title is Tonight is Your Burial. Yeah, I that we're burying your sadness. Is it actually, but it's the name of No, but like the Noche de Entiero is not talking about burying, is it?

SPEAKER_01 29:09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

It's it's very sexual. It's all sexual. Like it's it's but when you translate it, it's fucked up. Noche is sex on the colour. Uh where was I now? So tonight is Burrow, we're bearing a sinus. So it wasn't aggressive. So this is an emotional coping via bottle service.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

I'm heartbroken.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Translated to 3 a.m. So it's pretty much it's it was a banger in the club. You have your sunglasses on, you yell in the lyrics, funeral energy.

SPEAKER_03 29:40

Oh my god. It's basically so it's based, so it sounds like it's basically like a again, another how Latino men deal with heartbreak. Yeah, pretty much basically get hammered and and bury your feelings.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

Pretty much and those most of DY songs, like Mr. Dad and not now. Not now.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

Now it's all about the man.

SPEAKER_04 30:09

That was Carlos II. Daddy Yankee. Okay, then we're gonna go to mine.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Uh oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

So my first pick was a song La Vaca. Oh, it's from Malafe.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

We already talked about that one.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

And this is like one of the most popular ones. I chirped you on this because you deserved it. He did, he did. But it's it's moo.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Yeah, it's just stupid words. But if you hear the song, it's catchy. Like the beeper song. La vaca. But when you hear the words, I'm gonna say some of them, watch.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

But just like any other song. Just like the one you just said about me. It's like, hey, hey, it's catchy, but it's just so stupid.

SPEAKER_04 30:46

It makes me care about watch. Bad faith. Bad faith. Bad faith. Pad itself. Ah, I arrive sleeping. In my tasty bed, and they call me for this tremendous topic. Yeah. And now I'm going to iron the saxophones. Wah. And then it says, the cow moo. The cow moo.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

I kind of want to hear what that is now in Spanish, like that the whole lyric in Spanish. It's right at the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Do you have the translation in Spanish there? Yeah. What is it?

SPEAKER_03 31:26

I feel like it sounds better.

SPEAKER_04 31:28

So it's mala fe, mala fe, mala fe. And then I, yo llego durmiendo in me sabroso cama y me llama para esta tremendo tema. Ah. Y ahora voy a planchar los saxophones. So this this part at the beginning is before that the song actually starts. It's like he's talking, you know, some DJ's like, oh, the DJ Cali. Like, you know, when they talk before this song, that's what they did.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

But that makes sense to me in Spanish. Yeah. Didn't make sense to me in English, obviously.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

Look, tengo una vaca lechera. Una vaca de verdad. Tengo una vaca leche. You know what he's talking about? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

We do. You know what he's talking about?

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

Now say it in English. Say that part in English then.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

You'll figure it out from the lyrics on this, I think, if you if you know.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Uh okay. I have a dairy cow. A real cow. I have a dairy cow, a real cow. I do not sell it nor charge it if you want to buy it. And then the cow move. The cow move.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

But see, that one there is.

SPEAKER_04 32:38

I have a problem in the neighborhood when I have it small.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

I have a problem in the neighborhood when I have it small. The milk, the milk that cow gives is very pure, really.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

So you guys correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm the I'm the out of the three of us, I guess I'm the quote unquote gringo out of the other three. He's talking about his a girl, his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

So in Spanish, yeah, you're talking about a girl. Your wife, I guess. Yeah. You're talking about that, you know, you're dealing with her lactation.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Her sweet, sweet juices. But in English, it just literally sounds like he's talking about a cow that he has. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

And anybody that would read that in English would exactly would think that.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

He's talking about his favorite cow. Man, you Latinos really like cows. Yep, that's what we like.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

What's your second one? Okay, my second one was from El Gran Combo called Brujeria. How does that sound go in here? I was I was trying to remember. Um that's it. It's a salsa, right? So it's a good is called Witchcraft.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

No, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 33:59

It's witchcraft. Bruheria is witchcraft. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:03

What did you think it was? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

I was like, like uh witch? No, like Brujeria like like cursed me. No.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Well, witchcraft, dude. I guess you are cursed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:18

So these are the words, okay? First verse. What did that girl throw at me? That has me captivated. That has me half crazy. That already has me in love. Maybe it was her eyes, or it gets worse. Maybe, or maybe her walk, or maybe that stuff that she gave me in her house. That you have me trembling night and day. You have bewitched me. You went, you want to send me to the cold grave. You bewitched me. Witch, witch, little wit. You have bewitched me. Burr, demon.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

Esa diabla.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

I don't know what you threw in my food. Oh my god. You have bewitched me. I feel something cold. You have bewitched me. It goes here. It goes up there. Yes, you have bewitched me. And comes and comes back. You cast witchcraft on me. Bewitch, witch, witch. You know what this reminds me of? But last night in bed, I had trouble. You have bewitched me. I can't eat anymore. I can't sleep. You have bewitched me. Jackal and a witch. Marijuana Maria. You have bewitched me. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 35:31

Jeez, what does it remind you of? Uh you and Putin. I wasn't with a girl. Oh, you don't know that. Maybe some some girl freaking roofy dude. It was the guy. It was the worst.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

It was the worst. It was the bartender, which is why the next morning I woke up immediately was like, are my pants still on? And then everything on? I just make sure.

SPEAKER_02 35:50

Yeah, he did some brujeria with that mama jana, man.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

I was mama wana. That's why I'm never going back to the witch witch.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

But a vampire witch.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Yeah, this sounds fucked. This guy was just an underpaid hotel worker that just and my cousin did a great job protecting me. Hey. Each their own, man. This guy, the next morning I wake up scared, not knowing what the hell's going on, checking to make sure my wallet, my phone, and other things don't hurt my body. And then this guy comes in with like an egg in his mouth. I'm like, or eating a chorizo. I'm like the fuck is going on? I was having breakfast, man. He's like, oh, hurry up. It's closing soon. I'm like, bro, we gotta go to golf. And then that was the worst one.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 36:32

I hate you.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

As long as you as long as you your butthole didn't hurt.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

No, first thing I checked, I I looked, I went to the safe, make sure the safe wasn't open, make sure my passport was still there, my money was still in my pocket, my cards were in my pocket, my phone was there, and then I just made sure that my pants were still on properly and there's nothing hurting. Okay, but that's it.

SPEAKER_04 36:53

We got no one more, one more.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Hold on. The top the top ones we have right now are Camisa Negra. What's the second one again? Macarena Macarena. Uh the Ketchup Sun. The other Daddy Yankee. Daddy Yankee and Nochedero.

SPEAKER_04 37:13

And uh La Vaca and La Brujeria. So what are the other ones you got? I got one more here. Uh Calle 13, Atrevete tete. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

Oh, that's just like a Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Go ahead. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

That's a good song in Spanish.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

But it's basically like a classic. That's a like that's a banger. You know what reminders?

SPEAKER_04 37:34

You know that's the biggest song in Grand Theft Auto? Is it?

SPEAKER_03 37:37

It's like a protest song, isn't it? No.

SPEAKER_04 37:41

That's fine, no.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

I think yeah, that's like someone to do. That guy Calle 13 is always and residente is always they always do songs like protest songs, and non-protest songs were uh struggle songs and things like that.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

So it has to be someone wrong, not you're thinking of uh no, I'm thinking of who it is. You're thinking of the gachi.

SPEAKER_03 38:01

No, the gachi. Sakashi fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

You guys want the lyrics or no?

SPEAKER_03 38:07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

So the title is Dare Yourself.

SPEAKER_03 38:12

Yeah, it says uh sure. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 38:15

So it says Dare yourself. Get out of the closet, escape yourself, take off your nail polish, stop covering you up that no one is gonna take you, you your picture. Get up, get hyper. Turn yourself on.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

Yeah, it's about being yourself.

SPEAKER_04 38:30

Get that spark on the starter. Get yourself on fire like a lighter. Shake that sweat off like a wiper. That you are from the streets, street fighter. Change that serious face, that face of the intellectual from Encyclopedia. That I am gonna give you a shot with the bacteria. Oh my god. So you'll spin like a machine in the carnival. Miss intellectual. I know that you have the abs area that's gonna explode like a huge party. That's gonna explode like a Palestinian. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

Okay, we'll edit that out. That's out. That's out. Oh my god. Told you that guy, he's uh he's good, but he just like it all sounds I mean he said it in Spanish too, so I guess it's part of the song, but the uh he's good.

SPEAKER_04 39:25

Since we're editing that out, I'm just still gonna say the next one. I know we're not gonna edit it.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

Oh, it's part of the song. Everyone's heard it.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

I know that you like Latino pop rock, but this reggaeton gets inside your intestines. Oh my god. From under your skirt like a submarine.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

Okay, maybe it wasn't. It started off as what I thought it was, and I don't know. It's just like a part, it's like a mix of parties.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

You know, with a barely buck cover, mama in the name of Abu Gaia Bana. There's no mo. There's no what? It says there's no mo and then blank. That I'm not gonna lie to you. I know that I also want to eat your parsley. And you came Amazonic, like Brazil, you came to kill her, like kill Bill.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

I remember that.

SPEAKER_04 40:15

You came to drink cerveza from barrel. You know that with me, you have refill.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

So, in other words, don't translate Latino songs. Yeah, they're just yeah, some of them are very well since Bad Bunny, that's like all I've seen is like white girl, white guy translating Bad Bunny songs or different songs. Which I'm surprised you didn't use uh Quiero ser un pez again.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

I almost put I was almost and then I said, and then when you said about You chirped him? Yeah, you chirped him about La Vaca. I said, oh no, I better not do it.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

But what were the ones he this guy put in like two like random ones? Oh, he put out what the topic was. He's like he puts it in, leaves it for like a what took 30 minutes. He's like, wait, what's his topic?

SPEAKER_04 41:08

No, because I said, Oh, I can't wait for him to explain this.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

Oh, that's right, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

And then I I posted the what were the ones he posted? It was a Carol G song.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Yeah, it was just like an Osuna song. I thought you were just doing it for the for the mix. No.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

So he did I'm not allowed to do mixes anymore, thanks. So what are you gonna do? I'm gonna do them bootlegged. I'm gonna have to figure out I'm gonna have to just do them on Instagram and post the link to Dropbox if you want it. Which a lot of people downloaded a lot of time.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

I was gonna say, why don't uh can't you when you do the the video and you post it, can't you? It likes it. Um why don't you put like a link for people to go.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

I do, but it's still they still take it. Whoever, if you have if you're a DJ there that posts mix, tell me what I can and cannot do so I can make sure it goes back on. It used to be no problem, now it's a problem. I don't know. Because we're getting big, bro. No, it's because people are.

SPEAKER_04 42:09

Music should be free for the world. Mr. Worldwide Over here. For the world. Mr. Worldwide Over. Me? Yeah, look at you got that gold chain. What's next? Your Bentley out front? I don't even like Bentleys.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 42:24

Yeah, Porsche. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Get out. You'd rather Porsche Kaya. No, I'm joking.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

You'd rather a Porsche than a Bentley?

SPEAKER_03 42:30

I'd rather a Ford F-150 Raptor if I'm gonna be completely honest, but maybe then I could afford the gas on that. I know. Anyway, so that was our talk.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

Not talk about gas prices.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

That was our our our post them in part. But anyways, yeah. There's other ones too, though. Get off my topic of me being fucking tedianky away.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

There's uh tons, man.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

The sopa de caracol. That's the one I remember when I was a kid. Sopa de caracol.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

Hey, I just realized that all these tons that was a good blend.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

Hey! I just I remember like all these songs sound sound the same rhythmically. La Macarena. Hey! Sopa de caracol. No, no. Hey, edit that out. No, no, that's they have different beats. And what was it?

SPEAKER_04 43:24

I almost did the the what's that song?

SPEAKER_02 43:33

But that's uh that's Brazilian though.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

No, it's actually Spanish. Spanish. I think.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

I know, and I just don't remember the name.

SPEAKER_04 43:47

That was a that was gonna be that love that song.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

Sopa de canaco no, that's not it.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Look it up. Because now it's bothering me. What am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_04 43:58

Hum it into my C V T. It's called um Somebody Loud Something.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

What's the other animal one that I liked?

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Actually, what's that song? Yeah, see it's bothering me too. It's bothering me now too. No, everybody understanding. Run up and go eat.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Put my thinking cap on.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Shit, bro. You're gonna get bothered.

SPEAKER_04 44:29

I got it. I know I couldn't get hair on it. I got it. It's called No, not La Bamba. No, not by Lamba.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 44:40

It's called La Something, I'm telling you. La Yolina?

SPEAKER_02 44:44

Not La Bamba. We'll tell you in the next episode.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Post it.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

I know you at somebody out there saying that. Somebody out there is probably going, oh my god, you guys don't know this song.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

That's like um El Bel El Belu.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

Isn't that like uh wasn't that like the first bachata song?

SPEAKER_03 45:05

It's a pop it's a popular song. We all know it. We've all heard it when we were kids, but I alright, and but I don't remember what it was called. Oh man. That's probably anyways. So yeah, there's uh what are the songs? El Banao is another one. El Banal.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

What do you think that means in English?

SPEAKER_03 45:24

El Banao is like a deer, no? Elbanel is a deer, no?

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Or uh I don't think it's looking at me. I don't know, because I don't think it's translated. I don't think it's translated in as a deer. I don't think banana is antlers or something. El banal. No. What is it then? I don't know. That's what I'm asking you. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

This guy acting like he knew what it was, and then I don't know what it is. Well, my phone's over there, so check your phone. Check Elon Musk's phone. Oh, yeah, you were right.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

El banal is a deer, right?

SPEAKER_03 45:56

Yeah, see? I told you, I'm right.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

But see that Spanish song. Like, who's talking? Like, who would sing about it?

SPEAKER_03 46:03

Okay, we'll sing whatever. I know. I feel like those songs were made like one day where like they were artists, they came in, they had their ideas, and the the agent came in or a record labor was like, we need a hit song, we need something popular, they could get with the kids.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

And he just did it as a something where I was like, fuck this guy. I'm gonna write about a deer. Elben now, elbow, dun dun, dun, dun, here, hand it in.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

Yeah, it's catchy. Yeah, how about the bamboleo?

SPEAKER_03 46:28

Bamboleo. What is bamboleo mean? Bambolea.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

This guy's a girling guy. Bamboleo. Oh, it's on his phone. I'm trying to find that song, put it in his head. We said next episode. I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

I'm still gonna find it.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Okay, let's let's let's finish it off with some. So, what else is new? What else is new?

SPEAKER_04 46:47

Not much. I gotta go to Costco. Um I hit up Cobb's bread. And uh Cobb's. What are you going for Cobb's bread for? I got uh some bread. Wait, what's Cobb's bread? Why don't you make your own bread? Ah, fuck it. Wait, what's Cobb's bread?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

It's a bread. It's like a not a bakery, it's more like a just a place where you get like made bread. It's a bakery.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

I don't know if you can classify as a bakery because it's what's a bakery, Carlos Bakery that has a lot other things except bread or no, I call that a deli. Huh? That's a deli.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

What? What? No, it's not. No, it's not. You're okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

Look, he's thinking he's going to be a little bit of a photo. So they have other shit like what? Like cookies. Cookies, cupcakes, uh pastries, meat pies, pies. That's a bakery that has all of it. They have butter. They have butter tarts. No, they don't. Cubs doesn't. Yes, they do. I was just there.

SPEAKER_04 47:43

Since when? Dude, they have pizza?

SPEAKER_02 47:45

No, they don't. Bro. You want to bet? I've been to Cubs.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

No bilan. No, you haven't. Go.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

Go Google it. Let me go. Show me the menu that has.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

A deli is if they make a sandwich. If they have sandwich meat. Or a bodega in the States.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Yeah, this guy's telling me. I've been. Dude, I was just in there. I've been to a cubs.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

It's only sweetbread.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

Yeah, scone sweetbreads.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

They have cinnamon buns. Yep. Hot crust buttons. They have butter tarts. They have pizza croissants. Let me see. They have plain croissants.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Let me see. It's not a deli though.

SPEAKER_04 48:23

No, no. I thought that's what he was trying to explain, a deli. See? He was see how he changes it? My god. Bro, I was just there. And I was actually gonna buy some.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Yeah, it would have been nice for you to bring some. No.

SPEAKER_03 48:36

It was too early. I want more coffee though. It's probably bad for me by the way. Gave it up. Gave it all up.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

You know what they make now, though? They make their own pizza dough. Already made.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

I don't want to do that kind of stuff. I'm not domesticated like that.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

This guy buys all that stuff. It's so easy to make.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

He's got like he's got kids and has to have like a bucket.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

I don't want to make it. That's time.

SPEAKER_03 49:04

It's quicker to just buy it.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

It's quicker to just buy it. You and I don't have to do that. Unless you do that. It's actually quicker to make it. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

How do you make pizza though? Quickly though, not the long explanated Carlos version.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Flour, water, salt, and yeast. That's a just mix it.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Not like that, but like how anyways that was a nice little episodio. Yeah. Now I can't remember that song how it went, so don't bring it back in my head because it's it was stuck in there for a while.

SPEAKER_02 49:48

No.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

What are you trying to find?

SPEAKER_02 49:50

This guy's still this guy's still. Forget it.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

La vaquita. Watch as soon as we're done recording, we're gonna get it. Gonna come back in. So is this song? Just forget it.

SPEAKER_04 50:00

It's okay. Till next time. Okay. I host Miguelito. Chao.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

Albertito. Don't forget to buy this. It's good for you. DJ Dirtle code. Yes, promo code DJ Dirtle. Also follow us on Instagram, Spotify, YouTube. SoundCloud. SoundCloud. I don't think we're on Tango anymore. Podbean. Podbean if Carlos updated. At DJ Dirtle. Podbean if your Carlos ever pays with the bill. Dropbox.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Oh, I do, because I say it every meeting.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

I pay for more than you should do. Anyways, bye!